Charlie Brissette/Tom Armbruster)

It's sure lonely around here ever since Ren got his pectoral implants and
went to Hollywood.

I've never asked for anything just your happiness
And now that you have found it I should be glad, I guess
But I've played in my littler box as long as I can
And I would give most anything just to hear, "What is it man?"
I know you've got your pecs now and gone on to bigger things
But before you go and flex now there's a cat at home who sings
That each and ever day and night he misses his best friend
And I only need to see you once to make this feeling end

No matter where you go, no matter what you do
Remember there's a little bit of Stimpy's butt in you
And just once when you strike a pose could you think of me?
'Cause when I scratch my rear I think of how it used to be
The house is much too quiet now that I don't hear your voice
And you know that I'd be with you if I only had my choice
But I know I will smile again when I see your name in lights
And when they talk about you I'll tell them
That I knew you when you were just Ren
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